The T-man lives a life of adventure – even a short walk to the corner shop to get cigarettes seems to land him in an interesting situation. Sometimes, he takes pity on me and narrates some of his adventures to me. Some of these, I remember enough to put down. For the sake of maintaining their narrative integrity, and partly because I’m too lazy to create a contextual web, the stories will be told in the first person. So, here are the Amazing Tales of the T-man.