It had to happen sooner or later, what with all the guys discreetly buying Fair and Lovely!
Whatever happened to tall, dark and handsome?
On another note, a hostelmate of mine used to freshen up and apply make up before he went to sleep. He would carefully apply Fair and Lovely and a popular talcum powder before turning in. When asked why, he would reply, in all earnest, that he wanted to look good in his dreams.